It's early

I'd like to think that i'm a morning person. However, in order for that to have even a trace of truth in it, i have to go to bed before Jacob. I didn't quite make it last night (I think i will blame it on JM locking the keys in the car-- not once, but twice in one day. Bravo!), so this morning, i was dragging my butt a bit. But i did clear the cobwebs enough to ask the following questions:

-why can't river climbing be more fun than skinny dipping?
-why does new red earth make-up make my heart happy?
-why does andrew have to "haaaaaaaa" at us all the time?!
-why does it have to be monday today?
-why does jm feel the need to ditch us this week to go yachting?
-why does my soulmate make me laugh like none other?
-why do i have to go to work everyday and be by myself?
-why was i so short yesterday?
-why does our dishwasher have to be broken still?
-when do we get to go camping again?!
and last, but certainly not least, what am i going to eat for lunch today?