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Thursday, July 28, 2005

Burping is disgusting. SM, please stop.

At 28/7/05 7:21 PM, anika said…

Belching is a whole other thing than burping. Burping is cool and fun and feels good and fashionable (IN PRIVATE).
Belching, on the other hand, is gross and wet-sounding and old-hairy-fat-man-in-a-wife-beater.

Besides, I've always been jealous of my sister's burping-the-alphabet capabilities because, up till now, I've never been a burper.
At 28/7/05 7:27 PM, Janie said…

and by "fashionable", do you mean 'ew-i'm-gross-and-should-be-left-to-dine-with-the-swine-and-never-allowed-inside-moxies-again'?
At 28/7/05 7:31 PM, anika said…

Absolutely not. I mean 'fashionable' as in 'now-I'm-experiencing-the-wonders-of-burping-that-I-had-to-miss-out-on-as-a-prepubescent-teen'.

*disclaimer: guys, I'm not truthfully that much of a burper.
At 29/7/05 8:31 AM, Anonymous said…

Oh, I love burping! My brother and I have contests, and the winner gets the "I'm the Best Burper" title (this gets you free access into all guy activities, such as video game playing, discussions on what's better: big tits or a nice ass, and wearing the same clothes for 3 days while ordering take-out and watching "The Best of Will Farrell" and "Swingers". You only get these things if you win. If he wins, you get nothing, and he is sister-free when hanging with the guys.) I recommend entering into this contest like, right now.
At 29/7/05 8:37 AM, anika said…

Oooooh that IS a great prize package! I'm in!