I HATE CATS
subtitle: Leo must die.
Cats are not my friends. They never have been. They never will be.
However, i can honestly say that i have slowed down for the disgusting felines before. Never again.
Today is the second time, in the last three days, that i've had to clean up after the stupid thing.
It's bad enough that i'm not getting paid to be here.
It's bad enough that there's no food in the house.
It's bad enough that crazy people live downstairs.
It's bad enough that i have to clean out the disgusting litter box everyday.
It's bad enough that i have to vaccum everyday b/c the stupid thing sheds so much.
It's bad enough that i have to do twelve loads of laundry a week b/c he touches my clothes.
I DON'T NEED TO CLEAN UP PUKE AND CRAP FROM THE FLOOR EVERY GAWSH DARN DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of us has got to go. And since i've already locked Leo out on the balcony, it might as well be him. Adios sucka!
Cats are not my friends. They never have been. They never will be.
However, i can honestly say that i have slowed down for the disgusting felines before. Never again.
Today is the second time, in the last three days, that i've had to clean up after the stupid thing.
It's bad enough that i'm not getting paid to be here.
It's bad enough that there's no food in the house.
It's bad enough that crazy people live downstairs.
It's bad enough that i have to clean out the disgusting litter box everyday.
It's bad enough that i have to vaccum everyday b/c the stupid thing sheds so much.
It's bad enough that i have to do twelve loads of laundry a week b/c he touches my clothes.
I DON'T NEED TO CLEAN UP PUKE AND CRAP FROM THE FLOOR EVERY GAWSH DARN DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of us has got to go. And since i've already locked Leo out on the balcony, it might as well be him. Adios sucka!
posted by Janie @ 8.7.05
2 Comments:
At 8/7/05 4:04 PM,
anika said…
Commiserating:
"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." ~Mark Twain
"If only cats grew into kittens." ~ Robert A. M. Stern
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function" ~ Garrison Keillor
"Confound the cats! All cats --always -- Cats of all colours, black, white, grey; By night a nuisance and by day -- Confound the cats!" ~Rev. Orlando Thomas Dobbin
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect." ~Stephen Wright
"Beware of people who dislike cats" ~Irish Saying -- LMAO
At 8/7/05 5:49 PM,
Janie said…
thank you, sm. i knew i could count on you. *sigh*
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